SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO BEERS IS...

They say the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but what about the distance between two beers?  Beer number one was consumed in Atlantic City on Sunday, 7/11.  Beer number two, which was an ice cold Corona was consumed at the Nogales- Arizona border next to the Mexican border on Sunday,7/18.  I certainly hope the next beer is a lot closer than the 2800 miles between the first two. Oh, yeah, Los Angeles (beer 3) is only 600 miles away. I'm getting thirsty already!    by Jim Benton